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Post by jaro Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:25 am


  1. Ang buhay ay parang bato, it's hard.
  2. Better late than pregnant.
  3. Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
  4. It's better to cheat than to repeat!
  5. Do unto others ... then run!!!
  6. Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
  7. Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
  8. When all else fails, follow instructions.
  9. Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
  10. To err is human, to errs is humans.
  11. Ang taong nagigipit ... sa bumbay kumakapit.
  12. Pag may usok ... may nag-iihaw.
  13. Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin ... may utang.
  14. No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry.
  15. Birds of the same feather that prays together ... stays together.
  16. Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
  17. Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
  18. Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan .... ay may stiff neck.
  19. Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
  20. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
  21. Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
  22. Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment.
  23. Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
  24. Better late than later.
  25. Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
  26. Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
  27. No man is an island because time is gold.
  28. Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto ... muta lang yan.
  29. Kapag ang puno mabunga ... mataba ang lupa!
  30. When it rains ... it floods.
  31. Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon ... mauubusan din ng kandila.
  32. Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw, minsan nasa vulcanizing shop.
  33. Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan ... sapul.
  34. Try and try until you succeed... or else try another.
  35. Ako ang nagsaing ... iba ang kumain. Diet ako eh.
  36. Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik.
  37. Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.
  38. An apple a day is too expensive.
  39. An apple a day makes seven apples a week (really expensive).
  40. Aanhin pa ang damo kung ang garden mo'y sementado.
  41. Aanhin pa ang damo kung bato na ang uso.
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Post by meowski13 Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:43 pm

Laughing so funny! Laughing
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Post by faoron Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:14 am

Great job... really funny and full of humor
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Post by kingkongmachine Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:43 pm

harujuzko! jaro... natawa ako jan
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Post by klebsiella05 Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:15 pm

hanggang ngaun 2matawa prin ate ko... lol!

hahahahaha..galING!!!!!!!!
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Post by jaro Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:01 am

Hahahaha! Ang kulet noh? Kakaiba talaga! Very Happy
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Post by faoron Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:53 pm

may narinig ako sa Radio it goes like this

"MAGDASAL KA PARA MABUHAY KA... MAGTOOTHBRUSH KA PARA MABUHAY NAMAN ANG IBA... YON!!!" -nIcOLeyALAh AND moNSURBITERO-
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Post by epitome_ken Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:08 pm

Kakatawa naman mga sayings. Pinipigilan ko na nga tawa ko at baka isipin nila dito na nababaliw na ako. lol

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Post by Mark Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:10 pm

ang batang MASIPAG, paglaki ay KATULONG!
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Post by xtn_invictus Mon Mar 10, 2008 5:56 pm

hahaha.....

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Post by jerseynumber27 Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:27 pm

Kapag maikli ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.

When the cat is away, sabihin mo lang wiss wiss wiss para lumapit

Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan, may stiff neck.


and my ultimate favorite.Smile
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PAG MALAKI ANG SU, MALAKI ANG PEK.
(pagmalaki ang sugat, malaki ang peklat)
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Post by chizkulet Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:09 pm

faoron wrote:may narinig ako sa Radio it goes like this

"MAGDASAL KA PARA MABUHAY KA... MAGTOOTHBRUSH KA PARA MABUHAY NAMAN ANG IBA... YON!!!" -nIcOLeyALAh AND moNSURBITERO-



lol! PANALO!!!!!

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Post by kr_gum214 Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:42 pm

hahahahahahaha!!!! lol!

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